alphavenger: can you imagine though if aiden and ethan fell in love with lydia and danny, like, forreal in love and left their pack and started doing everything to protect them, like, i can already picture deucalion sighing heavily and pinching the bridge of his nose like “fucking teenagers” and then peter backflips into the room all “never underestimate the power of human loveeeee”, does a few...
holy-punk: how much old could an old sport sport if an old sport could sport old
A SUMMARY: EUROVISION FOR ANYBODY THAT EVER...
meoplelikepeople: acrackinthetardis: nickgrimshade: do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry...
what is Batman’s favourite store?
consulting-violinist: shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think...
lolsebastian69: so i took a thermometer and went to the bathroom and stood in front of the toilet with the thermometer in my hands and screamed and then yelled “i’m pregnant” in exasperation so my mom came running and snatched the thermometer from my hands and then she realized it was a thermometer
ship-all-the-gay: so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them. they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly I think the factory workers need help
teacher: alright fold your papers in half
entire class: hot dog or hamburger
pie-angel: frank-schlongbottom: i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches. so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper. they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like a page and a half wtf guys get...
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: the-dalek-in-221b: asphyxion: i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing My old school did this but it got better because they put the James Bond theme song with it. It was awesome. THIS IS THE ONE...
george0malley: embarrassing parts of books are a million times worse than embarrassing parts of movies i’ve decided because you can’t look away or cover your face until it’s over you have no choice but to pay attention and endure that secondhand embarrassment with them
drarna: things that everyone can agree on the earth is round dinosaurs are sick as hell scrappy doo is the single most annoying character that has ever been conceived by the human imagination followed by caillou as a close second
17yr: i often fantasize about what it would feel like if i smashed everything in my room and burned all my old pictures and cut off all my hair and dyed it green like if i took everything holding me back and destroyed it all at once so i could be free but instead i find myself curled up on my bed mumbling “shut up” to inanimate objects because i can feel them judging me
How Supernatural Should End:
consultingdemon: agentbartowski: SCENE FADE CUE MUSIC