kids0ftheblackhole:

good

(Source: rawstory.com, via thefuuuucomics)

dangerhamster:

Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

(via claybabay)

soaply:

my city now 

soaply:

my city now 

(Source: jailor, via claybabay)

gamefanatics:

My friend just got married, this is his wife after the wedding.

gamefanatics:

My friend just got married, this is his wife after the wedding.

(via dinglehoppersaplenty)

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

(via thehairyhooligan)

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

(via theblackship)

(Source: lemonyanemone, via daysofstorm)

dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange

(via orgasmic-humor)

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(via claybabay)

Stay awhile take your shoes off, prop your feet up. Don't be one of those weird people who wear shoes in the house. And use a coaster we aren't barbarians.