omg at my christmas dinner my cousin was like “pass the peas, by the way im lesbian”
(via orgasmic-humor)
He loves it. He first showed this stuff to me last year. Somebody told him about this thing called tumblr. We didn’t know what the hell Tumblr was, but someone said, “You should look on this,” so we did, and one day, he just said to me, “You’ve got to see this because there are people putting my body on, like, the heads of cats!” And I said ok, and then he said “And Ben’s like a cat, and I’m like a hedgehog, and they’re comparing me to hedgehogs, and it’s quite cute!” And we would just sit there, laughing.
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why are there finger prints on the tv screen?
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you've been stroking the actors' faces again haven't you
// When someone in school says they like your tumblr//
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: funnybro, via theblondedictionary)
since penis car lesbian wasn’t really a good name for show business, dick van dyke had to legally change it
// I warned them.//
Soft Benny
Warm Benny
Little ball of curls
Sad Benny
Hungry Benny
Purr
Purr
Purr
(via thescienceofjohnlock)
peter pan grew up to be one sexy motherfucker
yes he did haha
i always thought he was hot
when he played in peter pan i had a little crush on him;) and i regret not going after him now :P
Sex
oh my god
(Source: allaboutcuteguys, via ee-ah-nuh)
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